Sunday, August 26, 2012

Dean's Nurse/Doctor Fetish


It’s clear that Dean Winchester likes girls. Girls of any occupation, from strippers to rebellious angels. However, no girl seems to excite him more than the one in medical uniform. 

Medical personnel as well as law enforcement representatives are arguably the professional groups we see most frequently on Supernatural. Needs of their job demand that Sam and Dean address cops and physicians in the course of almost every supernatural crime they investigate. Yet whereas Dean seems immune to the charms of policewomen, nurses rarely fail to produce a loin-tingling reaction in him. 

A few random examples would support my point. In “Faith”, Dean morbidly jokes that he is “not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot”. In “What Is And What Should Never Be”, his ideal dream girlfriend works as a nurse. In “Sex And Violence”, Dean attempts (unsuccessfully) to charm a femme fatale doctor who’s got a thing for his brother. In “I Believe The Children Are Our Future”, Dean thinks of a pretty nurse while jerking off. In “Changing Channels”, it is revealed that Dean’s favourite “guilty pleasure” TV show is “Dr. Sexy MD” and that Dean has got a man crush on its protagonist, the manly, unshaven, cowboy boots-wearing surgeon (as well as a few sexy female doctors from the same show). In “Sam, Interrupted”, Dean’s supressed fears and anxieties materialize in the form of a witty, confident and attractive female psychiatrist and. This episode also features Dean flashing his private parts in front of a nurse. When Sam played a Dr. Sexy in “My Bloody Valentine”, Dean explicitly asked him to be his “valentine”. (Dear Sam. Do wear white. Slashily yours).  

If I were to fathom the reasons for Dean’s obvious fascination with the women in white, I’d point out the two. To begin with, doctors and nurses and hunters of the supernatural have similar job descriptions: Saving people. They face the rough and dangerous aspects of life every day and save people’s lives and health on a regular basis. Medicine is a job that is not totally devoid of risk and is intensely humanistic. It symbolizes safety. And, of course, what hunter wouldn’t like a girl who’d stitch his fresh wounds in no time?

The second explanation is prompted by Dean’s reaction in “What Is And What Should Never Be” – he suggests that dating a nurse is “so… respectable”. For Dean, an outcast and outlaw working class boy, having a (literally!) white collar girlfriend may well be a challenge and reward. The very fact that he could keep up a relationship with a girl from a higher stratum of society could testify his manhood and tickle his pride. 

Additionally, I’ve also got a pet theory about Dean’s medical fetish. I think it’s genetic –the mother of the Winchesters’ half-brother Adam was also a nurse, as revealed in “Jump The Shark”. Seriously, why couldn’t Sam opt for a medical school instead of a law course? 

Finally, here’s a rhymed version of this little essay. And, yeah, it was meant to be tasteless.  
 
Of all the pretty girls
That Dean Winchester yearns
The prettiest are those
Who wear white uniforms

He’s got no remorse
To flash before a nurse
And jerk off – oh, that’s gross
While dreaming of a nurse

He wouldn’t even blush
Admitting his man crush
‘Cause a hot TV surgeon
Makes him shy like a virgin

One look at his own brother in a medical disguise
Dean offers him his heart and can’t avert his eyes
If little Adam lived to be a sexy intern
Dean would be the first to call him a real turn-on



   

Saturday, August 11, 2012

"L" must be evil

My pet theory is that the biggest, nastiest monsters in the show have names that begin with “L”: Lilith, Lucifer, Leviathans.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

If only they watched their own show...


A dialogue from 4.01 “Lazarus Rising” that’s exciting in hindsight:

Sam: We were thinking some high level demon pulled Dean out.
Ruby: No way. Sam, human souls don’t just walk out of Hell and back into their bodies easily. The sky bleeds, the ground quakes. It’s cosmic. No demon can swing that. Not Lilith, not anybody. 

What she says clearly signifies there had been cases of angels dragging people back from the dead before Castie's revival of Dean. More importantly, Season 6 Sam seemed to have forgotten what Ruby had told him – otherwise he would have realized at once Crowley couldn’t possibly have brought him, much less his soul, back (Lilith couldn’t swing that, and she was Crowley’s superior), no matter what the sly demon claimed. Too bad there was no Becky Rosen to remind him of Ruby's words.

Also, I don’t remember any cosmic quakes caused by Death putting Sam’s soul back into his body. You know, it’s funny: Castiel made a show out of resurrecting Dean, but his resurrection of Sam went down completely without a pomp. On a good day, the guys could tease each other like so:  

Dean: Of course Cas likes me better, Sammy. The day he brought me back? Acres of forests were burnt and tons of glass shattered.
Sam: Oh well. But you’ve never had Death himself marching into Hell to give you back your soul.
Dean: If only you knew, Sammy... Death went down there because I said so. And, dude, we’ve even had lunch together a couple of times. Gotcha!     

Sam's yo-yoing artistic ability


Either it's just me or a little canon discrepancy. In “Home” Sam draws a beautiful picture of a tree he’s seen in his prophetic dream that clearly shows his artistic ability (it’s necessary for a hunter to be able to draw – how else would they paint all these intricate protective and demon or angel-invoking sigils?). But later, in “Bedtime Stories”, when he’s doing an identikit of a murderer from a description by his surviving victim, he comes up with a child-like sketch bearing little resemblance to reality. So, maybe Sam draws well from memory and imagination but not from verbal clues? Or maybe he’s better at sketching inanimate objects? 

Why the name of this blog?



It comes from my favourite English nursery rhyme called “Lavender Blue”:

Lavender blue and Rosemary green
When I am King you shall be Queen.

I think David Bowie’s “Heroes” quotes this poem. And there’s a Marillion song called “Lavender Blue”. Since I’m a bit of a fag hag and love all things homoerotic, I couldn’t help but love the ambiguity of this little verse, the double-entendre of “lavender” and “queen”. 

Of course, it’s probably not the best name for a Supernatural-related blog, but I couldn’t come up with any title evocative of the show that hadn’t been used by somebody else before. So I’m sticking with it. After all, rosemary is one of the herbs the hunters may use in some of their rituals, therefore the name is not entirely meaningless.  

Friday, August 3, 2012

5.22. "Swan Song" review


1. “THEN” sequences to these three last episodes are art in themselves: it must have taken a lot of time to assemble them.

2. Damn it, this Kansas song is honestly gonna play in my head for a week or so afterwards.

3. Even in this grave, tragic episode the writers inserted some genuine humour (namely, Chuck’s monologues).

4. The Impala, starting from the flashback to “her” biography, proved to be a legitimate heroine of this episode. High time the trusty car was honoured. I wanted an Impala-centered episode since when “Fallen Idols” aired, so this is as close as it’s going to get to it. And, hey, don’t say all women on this show are unfairly treated and killed off – here’s one lady that’s not. And she’s even of colour!

5. Her first owner was a travelling evangelist Sal Moriarty (a mash-up name of the two protagonists of “On The Road”) who’d “drive around giving Bibles to the poor”. It’s very logical and poetically just that the car had initially belonged to, in his way, a “true servant of the Lord” whose job description also involved “saving people” – after all, that’s what the Bible is for, right? He even had an angel figurine (halloo, Castiel The Action Man) in the car.
6. Whoa, this episode is moving on pretty fast – opening credits are still rolling on, and the boys have already decided on their future. And the climactic scene is in the middle of the episode rather than the end.

7. The scene of Sam ensconced on the hood of the Impala (drape around it, baby), beer in hand, is so model. I bet the only reason Dean doesn’t give him a “Get off my car, man” speech is obvious: the guy’s got a few days on Earth left to live, so he can do whatever pleases him.

8. The scene of Dean letting Sam go on with his free will mirrors the “Point Of No Return”’s heart-to-heart talk where Sam gives Dean his unconditional trust.

9. In the previous episode Sam said he wouldn’t do a “yes” unless they all (four) agreed on it – what a change from season 4’s finale where he was all, “I know it better, let me do it myself”, and Dean was all, “I know it better, kid”. And now it’s Dean all, “You decide” while Sam’s all, “How do you think?”  

10. Dean was the last person who (could stop it!) needed to give his consent to Sam’s plan. Ironically enough, his agreement turned the scheme somewhat upside down – like it was not their communal decision but Sam’s exclusive choice.

11. Sam’s “you’re gonna let me say yes?” little-brotherly obedience is adorable. He’s genuinely amazed at Dean’s sudden change of moods.

12. “If this is what you want, I’ll back your play”. Of course Sam doesn’t want it (hence his silence) but that doesn’t count. It’s funny Dean even asks such a question. Imagine Sam asked him, “Dean, do you want to go to Hell for me?”

13. When Dean agrees to “back” Sam’s plan, it’s not him wanting it, it’s Death wanting it and Dean having to obey – of course it goes against “every fiber [he’s] got”. 

14. Dean’s “watching out for you…It’s kinda been my job. But more that that… It’s kinda who I am” is an amazing confession in itself. Mind you, Dean here is sacrificing, too. Not his physical life but his identity. He’s going to be left with a Sam-sized hole in his soul.

15. “Maybe I got to grow up a little, too”. And why does Dean think his protectiveness is a sign of childishness? This talk of growing up reminded me of Jo telling her mother, in “Abandon All Hope”, that letting her sacrifice her life to help the guys was the last chance Ellen could have of letting the girl grow up. Back in that episode’s review I wondered if Sam and Dean would be brave enough to have died together. Judging by “Swan Song”, Dean would easily do that – unless Sam forbade him.

16. By the way, Sam is 27 when he commits his willing suicide. The legendary lethal age for all those classic rock stars. Remember how once Dean came and reclaimed his brother back, and the brother complied but warned him they wouldn’t stay together forever and they didn’t, in the end – but one weekend Sam had agreed to spend with Dean looking for their father finally turned into five years. What happens in “Swan Song” is a fantastic full circle moment.  It’s brilliant how five years from then, when we’ve already forgotten about it, this idea of letting go resurfaced and in what sinister context. And what an eerie light it shed onto the “Pilot” episode. It’s a circular structure and continuity to end all continuities. Has this also been planned at the outset, that the last episode should fulfill the promise of the first one? That Dean would have to let Sam go? Has the grand scheme of the story always been in this? Was letting go always meant to be the hardest task ever for Dean? Was it a metaphor of growing up? Devil in the details, Mr. Kripke.

17. Re Dean’s “job”. It’s not the first time he mentions it but probably the first time he puts it that explicitly. Dean’s always been more than a brother to Sam. He could be bossy like a father (“I’m oldest which means I’m always right”) or caring like a mother (in all the “Sammy, are you okay?”/pour-your-heart-out-to-me moments), or bolstering-up like a buddy, or hostile like a rival, or even flirtatious like a boyfriend to him. With their nomadic lifestyle, Dean couldn’t afford long-term and steady pals or girlfriends, so his brother was a substitute for all of them, to degrees. Sam was also voicing his subconsciousness (“I know you”). And also was the most precious thing he’s ever had. Dean usually comes across to other people as a tough, dashing, charming guy, the Hunter, but at the same time his brazen brashness slips away when it comes to Sam. That’s a beautiful contrast. One of the major reasons Dean is and has been a hunter and has had to live this life of “saving people, hunting things” was because, along with all the other people he saved, he needed to keep saving Sam, needed to be ready to keep him safe. So, yeah, there’s never gonna be another job to suit him like this.

18. Oh, how is Sam to drink all this blood? It’s a lot.

19. “Ain’t he a little angel?” – “Angels don’t sleep”. Dean is so out of character today, speaking like a 12-year-old fan girl.

20. By the way, there are two “first ever” moments here: the first time the angel is shown sleeping and the first time the three of them are in the same car.

21. While they are driving to the abnormally freezing Detroit, Dean is having bad premonitions about the whole thing – even though it’s not him who’s going to Hell this time round. 

22. By the way, it’s good the demons were pretty much under Lucifer’s strict control this season and couldn’t harm Sam and Dean. So that this finale, unusually, had zero active demonic presence.

23. “You got to promise me something” – “Okay. Yeah. Anything” is heart-wrenching. It’s clear Dean had mentally agreed to Death’s proposal and to Sam’s plan, accepted the fact he would have to let Sam do an Alice-in-Wonderland, but he definitely kept one reassuring thought in mind – that he’d drag him back after it’s over. But Sam robs him off this one last hope. Sam’s wish is the reverse of Dean in season 3’s finale asking him to “keep fighting” – and look what happened when Sam had kept that promise.

24. How exactly does Dean think he can search for Sam and get him back? And, yeah, his “tour” to Hell may seem like “Graceland” to Sam’s excursion. Any tips on survival, Dean?

25. It’s not death we’re talking about, it’s a life of suffering that awaits Sam down there. And remember that neither Sam nor Dean particularly wanted to be saved from the dead personally, but when it would come to bringing each other back, it was a priority.

26. Sam actually asks Dean to promise two things, the second one being “normal” life. And as long as normal life was an unattainable ideal Dean could strive for but not have, it was great. But when suddenly it became reality and the only option imposed on him, then Dean realized it wasn’t such a hot item on his wish list. Oh Dean. You know you can‘t resist Sam. But he doesn’t say “I promise”, either.

27. Whether they win or lose, Sam will be gone in any event. He takes over Lucifer – he dies; Lucifer takes over – either Michael casts him down or he destroys the human race – no way back home for Sam anyway.

28. “You fight him tooth and nail… Keep swingin’”. “Take care of these guys, okay” – “That’s not possible”. Does Castiel here refer to Sam’s task or to what Sam asks him to do? And Castiel’s eyes when he looks up at Sam are full of such sympathy. And, yeah, the more human he becomes, the more sensitive to human habits and traditions he is. I bet it hurts him especially bad that at this moment there’s nothing he, an angel of the Lord, can do to help Sam.

29. “You mind not watching this?” It’s interesting that drinking demon blood has always been (even back in season 4) a source of shame for Sam, a sick habit he felt he should hide from others (Dean, in his turn, would think of his torturing souls in Hell as an eternal disgrace for himself).  

30. How is Sam even able to control himself after such a huge dose of demon blood? It gives him the necessary recklessness, courage and swagger, though.

31. Oh, a sentimental Dean keeps the Legos in his car’s vents. I’d like to think the soldier was Dean’s and the Legos belonged to Sam and they had stuck them into the awkward corners of the Impala just to play jokes on one another.

32. Lucifer is very cold and cool inside, both symbolically and physically. He’s drawing the Devil’s Trident on the frosted window. In May. Evidently, Hell is cold in places, and perhaps his cage is also like a fridge? Guys, it’s good that you came fully flannelled.

33. “Chock-full of Ovaltine, are we?” Have all demons, being Lucifer’s creations, also inherited Lucifer’s trademark snarkspeak? Angels and demons can be easily distinguished by their manner of speaking. Demons tease, taunt and tempt and angels tend to be serenely cryptic. However, some angels like Gabriel or Lucifer cross over into the other party’s speech habits.

34. Lucifer says “we” addressing Sam. (cf. Michael to Dean in “The Song Remains The Same”). OTP?

35. Sam lays down his conditions to Lucifer (Sam. To Lucifer. Aren’t you a little bit like those silly kids in “Swap Meat”, Sammy?) – “I live, he lives…” Does he do that to mislead Lucifer and not let the Devil guess he’s lying? Or is he really serious? Like, serious serious? But he should know if he gives himself over to Lucifer, the Satan will destroy all people on Earth anyway apart from the planet itself (if he himself won’t get beaten by Michael) – then what Dean, him, John and Mary will do alone in the empty world? By the way, Mary coming back to life in 25 plus years of oblivion – that’s a stuff of a time travel fanfic.

36. “Can we please drop the telenovela?” Even the Devil knows Supernatural is a friggin’ melodrama.  Except that later in the episode, when he’s talking to Michael, Lucifer himself shows a telenovela level of emotion. Hypocrite. 

37. Look at that, Lucifer is now even picky, like Brady with his rings. Sam says he wants the Devil to take him and Lucifer is, like, oh yeah?, and then Sam, basically, illustrates this Supernatural icon that says “I can kill you with my brain”, snapping two Lucifer’s underlings off with a mere concentration behind his closed eyes. Sam can pretty much destroy demons but, alas, not angels. Hell yes, if your boy can do such things on his own, imagine what he’ll be capable of with you inside, Lucifer.

38. Lucifer makes a special point of honesty. He reproaches Sam of lying to him, stating he himself has never lied to him. But he’s not angry at him, says Lucifer. And he knows everything about the rings and Cage plan and is even so self-assured as to go for it – “You win, you jump in the hole. I win… Well, then I win” (cf. “The End”). He “like[s] the idea”. Pride is really the death of him.

39. Sam’s anger was his biggest problem but in the end it was a crucial factor in his victory over Lucifer. And Sam has never been proud of himself.
40. Dean’s face when Lucifer tells them he’s known their plan all along is a study in apprehension. He tries to figure out an alternative move in the few seconds that remain. Every step and word in the scrape they’ve got themselves into could be crucial. Sam’s made up his mind already, but I bet Dean would still be ready to grasp at this opportunity and not do what they had agreed on.

41. Sam says three “yes” in a row (a folkloric trope of three?) before Lucifer jumps his bones, but when Lucifer has taunted them enough, he wastes not a moment and goes in. It’s been over three years since Sam has been possessed. And now he’s officially schizo, with this split personality.

42. In “Lucifer Rising”, when the Cage opens, Dean says “Sammy, let’s go [out]” – now in “Swan Song” he opens up the Cage and says “You got to go now [in there]!” Eerie continuity.

43. Dean throws his rings against the wall and pronounces an incantation and it opens up into a horrible, windy tunnel leading into the dark nowhere. Sam’s lying unconscious on the floor, and then Dean picks him up to his feet (Sam’s “Dean! I can feel him!” – the pain he feels in his head may well be like this of his Season 1’s premonitions, only much more acute this time) and urges him towards the Hellhole. Sam makes a few steps towards it (and there’s no way Dean’s helping him in) and then suddenly something in his face changes and Lucifer’s arch smile tugs at the corners of his mouth. He turns away and, in a deceptively calm voice, tells a visibly horrified Dean he’s changed his mind and then leaves Dean to his lonesome exasperation. Dean’s priceless face is, again, a study in “what have I done?” despair.

44. Lucifer says he’s been deceiving Dean. A-ha, Mr. I’ll Never Lie To You. Well, he promised to never lie to Sam, after all. But he broke even this pledge. From the first moment Lucifer promised Sam a fair battle he was lying – he knew Sam wouldn’t be strong enough to withstand him, but invited him into the fight anyway, making Sam think he’s got a chance to win. It’s just like 4.22 where we got to know that Ruby has been deceiving Sam.

45. I love this noiry conversation between Sam and Lucifer through the broken looking glass. It’s yet another quasi-shapeshifter moment for Sam. It’s an excellent device Supernatural used in only a few episodes where there’d be two Deans (“Skin”, “In My Time Of Dying”, “Dream A Little Dream Of Me”), usually rivals. In the excellent “The End” two Deans – the good and the bad – first met Sam-as-Lucifer and fought each other. This same technique is used in this episode where we’ve got two Sams – one good, the other Lucifer, fighting. Also, this episode features probably the second ever scene since “Bloody Mary” where we get to see Sam talk to himself through the mirror. The difference is, back in season 1, the boy in the mirror was the dark projection of the good boy in front of the mirror, his guilt and offence speaking to him. Now, five years on, this dark, shadowy part of him grew strong enough to break free from the mirror into the real world, and now it’s the good boy who’s just the vision, and the bad one is controlling him. Very Oscar Wilde.

46. The “scratching” metaphor (“Sam. Come on. I can feel you… Scratching away in there”) – cf. how in season 6 Death warns Sam not to scratch the wall in his head.

47. Lucifer’s serene tranquility is in sharp contrast to Sam’s nervousness, fear and anger.

48. There was something deeply sensual in their connection from the first time Lucifer showed up before Sam. Lucifer even talks to him in lovespeak (“MFEO”). 

49. Lucifer successfully attempts to bring Sam’s vengefulness forth. Obviously, if the Devil and the Vessel are in sync, it’s much easier to work. And what, Lucifer can’t unleash his full power unless Sam joins in with his ire?

50. Rachel, Sam’s “prom date” turned out to be one of Lucifer’s “little devils”. And, Dean, looks like you were banging monsters way before Sam started doing this. So what it was in the Wish Verse of “What Is And What Should Never Be” only!

51. Oh no, now even the angel is depressed and boozy. There’s nothing we can do (bar going on a bender), and we’re done – Castiel is just like Dean in “Lucifer Rising”. “Junkless sissy” is a polite understatement.

52. Sam’s face in the mirror after “they” had wasted the demons from his past is scared and ashamed (he realized he enjoyed the process) and the triumphant Lucifer’s all, “Are we having fun yet?”

53. It would’ve been good if they showed us more of Sam battling Lucifer within himself. Not just one episode of it.

54. I bet the guys could find themselves a good case even at Ozzfest (and seriously? Imagine Sam and Dean banging their heads to rock rhythms in a crowd of enthusiastic AC/DC fans. I’m sure Sam went to these gigs just because Dean dragged him there). Seriously, why didn’t they have an episode involving rock stars and the supernatural, like “Hollywood Babylon”, only in a rock fest context?

55. The “they’d park her in the middle of nowhere [so that nobody sees what unmanly things they are indulging in in their spare time, no doubt], sit on the hood, and watch the stars... For hours... Without saying a word” is, to me, the best sentimental and funny moment in this episode. And when the guys act out this scene of looking at the stars, it’s hilarious: Sam’s diligently staring at the night sky while Dean is looking up, too, but with a sarcastic, Chuck-made-me-do-it smirk on his pursed lips. Come on, these “book” scenes – almost like the Supernatural Sitcom from “Changing Channels” – were supposed to be a bit self-ironic. Yet the connotations of this scene are ambiguous. Dear writers, did you mean to put this slashy vibe into Chuck’s writing? How many fanfics have started where Chuck’s description of Sam and Dean’s holidays left off?

56. If Chuck’s “Supernatural” books feature such cheesy details then I imagine how all Becky Rosen-type girls came about. More than that, Chuck’s affair with Becky obviously influenced his writing.

57. “Maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless”. Well, of course – their show has successfully broken down all the four walls!

58. The car was the only thing that reminded them of their regular home, hence Dean’s almost religious attitude to it (and Sam has never shared the same reverence to the Impala as his brother – just like he hasn’t shared his reverence for the idea of home/family). When the Chevy was broken to pieces in late season 1, and the accident eventually led to the loss of their father, it was very much a rendition of their Kansas home burning to embers and taking their mother’s life away. Only that second time Dean would restore what he could.

59. Why are all these loveable details only revealed now? There must be something the show’s not telling us that goes into books by Mr. Edlund. Really, the more we learn about the guys the more we’re yet to discover.

60. Prophet Chuck writes the Winchester Gospel while engaged in phone sex – how dirty is this? Could it have put some inappropriate scenes into his book?

61. And poor, pure, rejected Becky must be writing some angry Wincest at the moment.

62. And, yeah, Dean is that subtle as to have started their conversation with this gentle question about Chuck and Becky’s failed love affair, gossip girl.

63. Stull Cemetery near Lawrence – it’s full circle, right? Sam’s birth was the beginning of his troubles, death will, ironically, be his redemption.

64. “I just want you to understand – the only thing that you're gonna see out there is Michael killing your brother” – “Well, then I ain't gonna let him die alone”. Does it mean Dean will hold him in his arms (like 2.21) or is he literally planning to die alongside him? No matter what Dean has said about Sam having become a grown-up man, all this episode he’s still not letting him out of his sight and watches over him – till the end. It’s the kind of devotion even the angel would envy.

65. Adam/Michael (Adamichael?), you’ve wanted to fight Lucifer, so you get it. And it’s kinda weird that Michael is the older brother while in reality Adam is Sam’s junior. This family is so screwed up.  

66. Lucifer tries to charm Michael into not fighting him. But Michael ain’t no Dean. The human siblings are actually more mature than you two in Heaven.

67. “Let’s just walk off the chessboard”. Does the Devil think God manipulates them both? And how does Lucifer expect them to proceed if they drop the battle? What’s more important for Lucifer – to achieve his mean goal of human race destruction or to win Michael’s love and trust back? And if Michael gave him this love, would Lucifer relinquish his vengeful plan? Who’s Lucifer’s biggest issue – his Dad or his brother? And isn’t he doing all his harm to attract Michael’s attention? And, Michael, Lucifer may be evil but he can’t really help it, having been deeply offended by you and your Dad in the past, but you are being deliberately selfish and unwilling to get over your own sibling issues – while a little sharing and caring could probably stop your brother from wreaking havoc upon the world.

68. “I'm a good son, and I have my orders”. Michael, have you got no soul at all? See, Soulless Michael.

69. Michael, where’s your politeness? “You are no longer a part of this story”. How much more John fit you.

70. When Dean addresses Adam, “Adam, if you’re in there somewhere, I am so sorry” is he being sarcastic or earnest? ‘Cause the grammar structure he employs (the “so”), in his case, usually equals sarcasm and irony – yet there’s no such thing in his intonation.

71. “He’ll be back – and upset – but you got your five minutes”. Remember back in “Lucifer Rising” Dean needed some time to talk to Sam, but angels wouldn’t let him go and see his brother – and now Castiel makes up for it. All in all, Castiel has changed a lot in this one year: from a righteous angels of the Lord into a warrior (cussing alone – like brothers, like Cas). Note how the proverbial “save him or kill him” rule applies to Castiel-to-Dean relationship as well – Castiel has always been to Dean what Dean was to Sam – a protective senior, even though he lacked Dean’s dashing humour. So it’s natural he’d die for him, and not once.

72. What Castiel does to Michael is akin to his drawing the Angel Banishment sign on his own chest – he, like, throws the angel’s trap of holy oil into Michael like a lasso.

73. First the guys fought against the outward evil mostly, but then had to fight against the inner evil. It’s when their external monsters join them from inside that it gets really, end-of-the-world crazy and scary. Also, by “Swan Song” they had climbed up to the top of the supernatural creatures’ ladder – only to then jump down.

74. “I tried to be nice… For Sammy’s sake”. Oh, look, Lucifer actually cared for Sammy ‘Cause if there’s any feeling Lucifer is able to relate to, it’s this brotherly thing. The only thing that can stir Lucifer’s genuine emotion is family. Such a pity, Lucifer, your Michael is not like Sam’s Dean.

75. Does Lucifer take his anger out on Dean specifically because he represents Michael to him? 

76. When Lucifer is methodically punching Dean, Dean, uncharacteristically, doesn’t do his damnedest to oppose this violence – he knows any such attempts would only infuriate Lucifer more and knows he could finish him with a snap of his fingers. Sure, just like Sam in “Point Of No Return”, he can’t really do anything to counter his rival physically, ‘cause even a third-rank angel has a body of stone. But, more importantly, he’s passive because his goal is not to beat Lucifer to the ground but to stay alive long enough to keep telling his words to Sam to wake him up, to open the closed door (that’s a recurrent Supernatural symbol) within his mind and let his brother out of the mental cage Lucifer has forced him into. Remember how in “Lucifer Rising” Dean also had to bang against the literal closed doors of the convent and how that barrier proved fatal. But not this time. If Sam is Lucifer’s “destined vessel”, that means he and Lucifer share a certain similarity, so you can use the same weapons and methods on both. Now Lucifer has a stupid idea on his mind, and what has always been the way to battle Sam’s stupid ideas? Not knock them out of his stubborn brains, but – and Dean knows it like no other and has successfully done it more than a few times – to actually talk him out of these ideas. So that’s what Dean is doing, and it works. What Dean keeps saying to Sam works as some kind of exorcism.

77. Dean ignores Lucifer and calls out for Sam (just like in “Born Under A Bad Sign”, though he used much stronger terms back then). The words he uses – “Sam, its’ okay. It’s okay. I’m here. I’m here. I’m not gonna leave you. I’m not gonna leave you” – are the words that Dean could probably be comforting Sam with when they were kids. He’s instinctively speaking to him as if Sam were a child, and these words, I suppose, go straight down to the deepest, root-est parts of Sam’s soul and trigger the earliest memories just as strongly as the “army man” toy Sam catches sight of.

78. I wonder if Sam used his mojo as well to overcome Lucifer from within.

79. I get why TWoP’s reviewer of Supernatural ranted so much about how unconvincing the life-flash-before-his-eyes montage triggered by the sight of an army man toy Lucifer/Sam’s eyes caught was. We’ve never heard about this toy stuck in the car until this very episode, and its sudden appearance may have felt somewhat far-fetched, indeed. If the writers used some object that has had a long, season 1-onwards story within the show to trigger Sam’s memories, it could have probably provided more of a continuity. It’s funny that exactly this season Supernatural got rid of three such objects – and while Sam’s bracelet and Dean’s beer opener ring went out unnoticed, Dean’s amulet did so with a showy bang, and has been much missed by fans since. If anything, in season 5 the amulet has been given a role as crucial as that of the Colt in seasons 1-2: the “God EMF”. It proved useless in this task and Castiel blamed Team Free Will’s inability to find God on the innocent object (and has it ever occurred to him the amulet had nothing to do with their failure – if God doesn’t want to be found, nothing can locate him?), prompting Dean to throw it away into a trash can, thus basically throwing away his childhood memories or even part of his concern over the boy who’d given the amulet to him back in the ‘90s. Now imagine if Dean had kept the amulet or if Sam had salvaged it and, I don’t know, had hidden it in the Impala’s trunk or glove compartment. If Dean were to find the amulet on his way to Stull Cemetery and had a hunch to put it back on, then when Sam was beating the crap out of him, he could probably tear Dean’s shirt apart in the process (exposing Dean’s perfect manly chest on the way, no less), catch a glimpse of the object and if the sight of it would trigger this wave of flashbacks, it would be such a continuity. But, no, I enjoy the actual version of the scene no less.

80. And HUG (and another HUG in slow motion). YEAH, THEY DID IT, even though they criminally neglected it all season long! I was even betting they would make up for the lack of hugs in the finale. Hugging may well be the highest form of sensual, physical expression of mutual affection these guys have for each other. Like, when they hug they are actually making out in their mind... okay, in my slashy fan girl mind. 

81. By the way, there was more than an average number of “real”, not flashback, hugs in this episodes: Dean and Bobby, Dean and Lisa – but they never did, silly boys. I get it – after all, Sam is about to die but he is not going be brought back this time.  

82. This sequence of Sam’s life-flash-before-my-eyes is a great device reminding fans, just as much as Sam himself, of the road the guys (and the show’s audience) have covered.

83. There’s no music bar the ill wind blowing from the Pit soon to be opened during this montage. Very creepy.

84. So, yeah, it was a Sapocalypse in the end.

85. When Sam wakes up from his Luciferocity, does he see what damage he’s done? He definitely sees what he’s done to Dean. But they don’t really talk to each other in these last seconds (Dean probably can’t talk, what with all the crushed bones in his face), Sam only mutters a few phrases to him and then pulls the key out of his pocket, throws it against the ground and the Pit opens up (and it’s a pretty wide gash and you even freak out lest it should spread as wide as to consume not only Sam but Dean and the car as well) – but Sam faces his brother all the time – he doesn’t look down the hellhole, he looks at Dean, and they, like, speak in glances. Sam is visibly scared but then his face turns all martyrously beautiful and enlightened, he opens up his arms in a characteristical crucifixion gesture and starts falling into the Pit, and the music goes all epically tragic-beautiful, and it’s at this instance that Michael reappears to mar the epic moment.

86. Michael is like some piggy in the middle in this climactic scene: first he’s all, “Dean, you got no right to be here”, then he’s all, “Sam, step back! It’s my destiny!”, and Dean and Sam are all, “Screw you, junkless”. To think Michael is the mightiest archangel around. Though, he’s not in the best vessel and, to top it all, has been severely distressed by Castiel.

87. Guess Michael’s angelic mojo is pretty whacked – how else could Sam drag him down? Or is Sam becoming stronger than anyone at this crucial point, demon blood working together with his own power of will? Or – the option I like most – Michael is so devoted to his duty and destiny he’s not going to leave Lucifer even if it means he’ll have to sacrifice his own life. Michael actually wants to keep Lucifer on Earth so that they could have the battle yet, but Sam grabs him by the sleeve and… Obviously, Michael is genuinely taken aback by Sam’s action, so he doesn’t react quickly enough, and they both fall down. And for some reason it feels quite just. I don’t really sympathise with Michael – after all that he’s seen and been told, he’s still none the wiser, prefers to stick to his mantra about “destiny” and doesn’t seem to get the brotherhood idea. Who’s more self-righteous, in the end – Lucifer or him? Michael should have learnt the basic rule by now: if you’ve got a little brother who’s going slightly mad, you should save him, not kill him, so he gets his just desserts for being so heartless. Shouldn’t have turned yourself into an Anna, man. Come to think of it, Michael wanted to kill his brother while the boys were much more humanistic – they only wished to put Lucifer back into his prison.

88. Uncompromising goodwill can be worse than honest evilness; and you can’t (and maybe even shouldn’t) kill evilness – is this what the show wants to say, when they just cage Lucifer back in, not kill him?

89. Sam actually does a favour to Lucifer: leaves him alive and even provides him with a companion – he is surely not going to let Michael stay where Dean (and the rest of the world) is. Michael may want to take his fierceness out on Dean, or, worse than that, do whatever it takes to lift Lucifer back. Also, maybe it’s Sam’s idea that if the two want to have this battle so much, then let them fight – only not on our planet, let it be in a safe and enclosed place (I imagine the Cage resembles the Beautiful Room). And maybe when the two find themselves in one big scrape, they’ll finally drop their battle altogether and just sit down and talk things out yet. Have their own Impala-style sharing. When Lucifer is not alone in his cage but with Michael to look out for him, it’s safer for everyone. The two might figure out a way to get out of the Cage, though, but the benefit is definitely worth a risk.

90. Lucifer and Michael are like Alternate Sam and Dean – who our guys could end up being by 2010 if they were obedient to destiny.

91. This ending is reminiscent of the “Star Wars VII” finale. The Evil goes down, literally, and bare faith and trust prove to be the strongest weapon.

92. All in all, in “The End” Zachariah stage-designed a pretty accurate future: Dean came close to the  ruthless heartlessness of his 2014 projection (in “Point Of No Return”), Castiel lost his angelic mojo and boozed heavily, Sam said “yes” to Lucifer in Detroit – the only difference being that the “I win – so I win” part failed.

93. And when it’s all over, a battered Dean is down on his knees, head bent low, mourning over the now useless keys – the only thing left that reminds of the gaping hole that’s healed by now. The way he twists them in his hand – I’d bet the thought of using them to open up the Pit anew is crossing his mind this instant.

94. Castiel appears like a literal angel on (actually, behind) his shoulder, and heals his wounds, and revives Mr. Singer, and slightly nods in answer to Bobby’s silent question – like, yeah, the kid’s done it.

95. “Cas, are you God?” is such a great precursor of season 6 finale, by the way. And what, God cares for Cas but not Michael and Lucifer? He approves of the idea of his two sons stuck in the Cage?

96. Looks like Castiel is the employee of the month. Or even year.  He’s “the new sheriff in town”. Castiel’s been on a downer (and wouldn’t mind going on a bender again) all through the episode but when he’s coming back over Dean’s shoulder after Lucifer has been defeated, he’s considerably more cheerful and does not seem to notice Dean’s grief – his enthusiasm for his new-found home and role overcomes his concern for his friend. He has got all reasons to be happy. First, God brought him back to life again – and that proves that God, however disconnected he is, still follows his angel’s adventures and is always quick to interfere when, you know, push shoves. Second, for whatever reasons – probably for his invaluable assistance to archangels’ Vessels last year – God granted Castiel back his healing powers and access to Heaven (or maybe since most of the archangels have left home there’s simply no one to restrict Castiel’s entry anymore?). Third, as if these gifts were not enough, God also gave his rebellious son some new skills – now Castiel can even resurrect people in a flick of his magic fingers. Could it be that God sent him on Earth to go through his own test or trial, in the first place, and that Castiel was learning just as much as Sam and Dean were?  

97. I get it Castiel’s utterly happy that he can finally go back to his sweet home, now that his mission on Earth is more or less complete, and the world is saved from harm – but still, Cas, how could you be so indifferent to Dean’s pain? The man has just lost his brother and you act like it’s of no import to you? And, Cas, are you, are you leaving? So that Dean and Lisa could go and live some apple pie life? No hugging, no parting shots? How dare you quit him in such a moment? I know he was rough to you at times and never showed open affection that much, but… He actually thinks you’re leaving him forever – just when he badly needs some support. You’re the only close friend he’s got left, dammit. I bet that moment had quite a few of slash girls sigh at what perfect opportunity to start the relationship with the man of his life, now that Sam’s not standing between them, Castiel has passed. Or was the fandom exaggerating this love all the way? The angel chose career over our silly, sentimental human practices.

98. “[God] helped. Maybe even more than we realize” – does Castiel hint at Sam’s resurrection? And does he know about this already, just won’t tell Dean directly?

99. Cas, like, advises Dean to count his blessings (“You got what you asked for”) – but, really, nothing can console the man.

100. “What would you rather have? Peace or freedom?” Such a deep question Dean can’t find an answer to too fast. Well, he’d choose freedom even now, but his promise binds him, so turns out he has to choose peace.

101. “Dean didn't want Cas to save him. Every part of him, every fiber he's got, wants to die, or find a way to bring Sam back. But he isn't gonna do either. Because he made a promise”. And if Dean were to go and knock on Heaven’s door, I believe nobody would grant him death at this moment. Michael may be in the Cage but Castiel would definitely send him back. And as for the second option – if he weren’t bound by this promise (the rare one he’s determined to keep) he would find these ways. If it required going back to Hell to retrieve Sam, he wouldn’t hesitate.

102. Come to think of it, many people asked Dean to promise them something. Father. Brother now. And, also, the “save him or kill him” – Dean did not keep this promise, he neither saved nor killed Sam. Sam did both to himself. When he is killing himself he’s also saving himself – and the world.

103. When in the early season 1 Sam warned Dean he’d have to let him go when it was over, he never knew where he’d finally have to go. When Sam asked Dean to let him go, he had something to come back to – his studies, his girlfriend – and possibly his own family in prospect, a steady job ahead, his home in California. But the more hunts they’ve left behind, the fewer ties, reasons and chances of returning were left, so that pretty soon – by early season 2, Sam had nothing to return to and no more question of a way back. And he had less and less to lose, and in the end he only had his brother and himself to care for – but Sam never treasured his own life and, therefore, was not afraid to lose it. What he told Dean – go and get a normal life – was asking Dean to fulfill his own lifelong dream of happy home and family, to live it instead of him. They grew so inseparable that what Dean did would automatically qualify as Sam’s own doing. Complying with Sam’s plea was the least Dean could do to keep this last wish, the only favour he could return his brother. And, unlike Sam, who only lost, Dean, at least, had found his long-lost girlfriend in the course of their hunts. Maybe Dean didn’t even want the “apple pie life” in the first place, maybe all he ever wanted was retribution – but there was, literally, nobody to seek revenge on, was there? Yeah, one Winchester is enough, only in his letter Dean didn’t specify which.

104. This promise Sam has dragged out of him is very clever. Sam obviously guessed Dean should have another job that involved looking out for somebody he loves. Otherwise he may just plunge headfirst into the bottle, so Sam headed him towards the woman and the kid as a substitute.

105. When Dean appears on Lisa’s porch and doesn’t even have to beg her, elegantly making his way into her house and life again, he’s still wearing the I’m OK face but it’s when Lisa, with her motherly clairvoyance, hugs him and, like, lulls him, he literally cries on her shoulder and that’s a pretty touching moment indeed – how has he even been saving those tears to himself for so long? The man’s just got back from a superhuman task he’s accomplished, with his heart scarred and in shreds. Them standing in an embrace is a very epic, painting-like moment.

106. It’s also a MIRROR device: When Dean had been in Hell for 4 months, Sam could only find consolation in the demon girl’s company. Now when Sam is away in Hell, Dean drains his grief in the company of, predictably, a woman. That makes her something of a reluctant femme fatale. It’s a hilarious parallel.

107. Chuck is wearing white – and what, he’s finishing the last page of his new book, why can’t he dress up? When he’s typed “THE END”, he vanishes into the air – and I don’t think it necessarily signifies he’s a God per se. Chuck IS a god in his writing, in his “Supernatural” books – and he’s just completed one of his creations, and can now leave it to the readers to deal with (just like Castiel’s God left the world to his children to manage). Then again, Chuck is no ordinary writer – he’s a prophet, and what, if angels can teleport, why can’t prophets do the same? Or maybe it’s just a metaphor of how a writer only lives while he’s writing, and has to phoenix himself back with every new work.

108. “This was a test… They chose family”. Hell yes, but whose family? They had no choice, really. And if they were to choose, they’d choose each other, I guess.

109. In the last frames we get a glimpse of Dean, still shell-shocked, ensconced in his newly found domestic environment, and then behold, the light suddenly flickers and the spotlight outside their house goes out and you freak out lest some demons come to break their idyll, but the camera quickly slides down and focuses on Sam (is he real? a vision? a metaphor like Chuck? came here to watch and guard the peace?) and we go into the final credits wondering what had happened to him if he can now manipulate spotlights, like a demon? And there was no sadness or happiness in his face, for that matter, just some gleeful smirk. What a Cliffhanger.

5.21 "Two Minutes To Midnight" review


1. It’s interesting how the last three episodes of this season all flow into one another, one picking up the story started in the other.

2. There are two Horsemen in this one episode. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

3. “The Devil You Know” showed Sam’s anger, and “Two Minutes…” demonstrates, conversely, the goodwill in him.

4. What irritates Dean more – that Sam’s plan is stupid or that Sam didn’t share it with him in the first place? Dean, trust issues again?

5. Aw! Is it the third registered case of Castiel appearing in clothes other than the trademark trenchcoat?

6. Dean and the angel understand each other so well now that they almost finish each other’s sentences. “You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be” – “Thank you. I appreciate that”. What a dubious compliment, Cas.

7. Pestilence, of all Horsemen, seems to be the most devoted to his family and “brothers”. I guess Death is the oldest of them as Pestilence, War and Famine are just versions of him.

8. The boys have got a “track record” with the Horsemen? Nice to know even such badass blokes as these Horsemen are a tad afraid of them! 

9. All of Pestilence’s scenes were very gross. And I thought Famine’s show was repulsive.

10. Ha, what a slapstick action the guys are giving us when they’re staggering down the hospital corridor.

11. Slash girls alert: multiple moments of “brothertouching” in this scene. My favourite one is when Sam’s hand slips to land (and linger) on Dean’s knee. Also: it’s a common practice in Wincest fanfics when something is being done to Sam’s hair – but it never happens in the show. But now Pestilence grabs him by the hair to look into his eyes – and, oh, that was rough and violent and wrong. Remember how in “Long Distance Call” the monster brushed the fringy hair away from Sam’s face with a knife? Was also wrong, in a weirdly pleasurable way.  

12. Listen, Mr. Horseman, there’s no way these two are gonna get a VD – they hardly ever got laid this year. Clinical depression would be more like it.

13. Surprise!Castiel, what would they do without you? It’s not without reason that Antichrist kid turned you into an Action Man.

14. Pestilence is like the plague, indeed – it takes them longer than in the case of his “brothers” to wipe away his traces from everywhere he’s spread his snot on. In general, all Horsemen (bar Death, perhaps) presented themselves as riddles to the guys – they had to puzzle out who was behind the cases before they could go and kill the monster.

15. Oh, Crowley, you did persuade Bobby. And it’s gay kiss # 2 on Supernatural ever, huh? It’s also French. Crowley likes him a mature man.

16. For once Dean is being more considerate than his “Mr. Sensitive” brother. “Did you kiss him?” – “Sam!” – “Just wondering!” Yeah, Mr. Singer, sticking around with a pair of “erotically codependent” guys does nothing to strengthen your masculinity. And it’s adorable how Sam is most interested in if the man kissed the demon rather than why he did it or what he got in return. You’d better not be considering doing something to your soul, Sam. Crowley doesn’t like you, anyway.

17. I get it Crowley took Bobby’s soul in exchange for helping himself finding out Death’s coordinates but also to ensure his own safety (“Gigantor over there has a temper issue about [killing demons]”) – and maybe the latter was the whole point and he knew Death’s whereabouts all along.

18. Crowley’s clever in that he leaves the dirtiest part of the job to the guys (meeting and fighting Horsemen and Lucifer). He always leaves them to themselves at the most crucial moments.

19. “Let me guess. We’re about to have a talk?” Oh, Dean. You remember how you’ve been steadfastedly ignoring Sam’s need to talk to you, repeatedly? And now you finally feel like it? Better late than never. You don’t talk to him, he thinks up stupid ideas, you know that.

20. And Dean’s “Oh, Sam…” – yeah, he does speak like a fan girl. Note that Sam never does an “Oh, Dean…”.

21. Sam’s “I’m the least of any of you… But… I’m also all we got” is a nice twist from Dean’s “I just know we’re all we’ve got” in early season 5. Once in a lifetime Sam gives himself a proper credit, even if it’s tinged with such a sinister subtext.

22. His “if there was another way… But I don’t think there is” is an almost direct lift from his and Lucifer’s first conversation, so it sounds almost scary.

23. Crowley’s “And… scene”. Let me tell you, you haven’t seen their real scenes, dear demon.

24. “You two are lucky you have your looks”. Supernatural Wiki says “Niveus” stands for Latin for “snowy”, “white” (=death connotations?) but I actually thought (when Crowley asked them if it rings a bell or not) that “Niveus” was a play on “Nivea” (the German cosmetic company whose name had some associations with the Nazi ideology in the 1930s). Of course they don’t “get it”, Crowley. They don’t use beauty products like you, a gay demon that you are, obviously do. They don’t care about staying forever young because they can’t tell if they are alive tomorrow. 

25. Beautiful how this season 2’s “Croatoan” virus resurfaced in season 5 with such easiness.

26. They split up – and it’s one of those rare cases where this work sharing is not only justified but will be for good effect.

27. “Remember when we used to just… hunt wendigos? How simple things were?” – “Not really” – why is Sam having a nostalgic moment here? He has to face the possibility that if Dean goes to fight against Death, he might not be coming back. Or, more likely, it’s a way to remind us all what a long way the show and the guys have come – starting from minor folkloric monsters, now they are getting to hunt Death himself.

28. Again, Sam’s daring mind lets him think you can that easily cut Death’s ring off – hence the knife he offers Dean (cf. “Free To Be You And Me”’s final scene). By the way, whom did Crowley have to blackmail to get this Death’s scythe in no time?

29. It’s curious how Castiel and Crowley do not have a fight or anything at all when they first meet.

30. “No, I’m gonna Riverdance!” – “If you want to impress the ladies”. Ha. Ash called them “bitches”, now they are “ladies” all of a sudden. One of them is a literal Lady of the Lord, you remember that, Crowley?

31. Castiel rebelled and Heaven deprived him of part of his powers. But Crowley rebelled and Lucifer didn’t take away any of his powers. So that Crowley can do what Castiel couldn’t back in early season 5 – heal Bobby’s legs. Hmm.

32. Crowley states, “I’m an altruist”. Oh really?

33. “Are you really gonna bitch – to me?” Yeah, first it’s Sam, now it’s Cas. Mr. Singer, you could totally start a business being hunters’ shrink.

35. “Of course [it’s the worst plan Cas ever heard]. I am happy to say that if that's what you want to hear. But it's not what I think… You and Dean have a habit of exceeding my expectations” – cf. Gabriel in “Hammer Of The Gods”. Castiel is the first to render Sam’s plan possible, damn and bless him.

36. Don’t want me no demon blood no more, please, Sam’s face says. And how about Castiel’s comment in late season 4 that consuming the amount of blood it took to kill Lilith would change Sam forever? It didn’t turn him into a demon but I assume the amount of blood needed to trap Lucifer would be even higher – so what is that supposed to do to Sam? Scary.

37. The vaccine packs are even stamped with this suspicious “Croatoan” logo (version of Devil’s Trident?).

38. The look in Sam’s eyes when he sees all these freshly zombified people is a complete opposition to the cold murder in his eyes in the previous episode – he regrets they were too late to their rescue – and then he aims with determination and shoots and shoots without a twitch.

39. I forgot, he’s immune to this virus-turned-vaccine – or, at least, used to be. ‘Cause, ha, this virus makes people kinda demonic, and how more demonic can he possibly get? His bad blood contains a hidden virus that’s within him for keeps. So he goes into the depths of this warehouse to save the remaining victims without fear or hesitation.

40. Sam-being-choked segments I’ve never particularly liked, but this one is cute. Castiel squeezes a headshot into this zombie, and a stunned Sam (come on, Casitel with a shotgun is like Dean with research) gasps and gulps on the floor – and it looks so manneristic I think I adore it. Castiel is as good at fighting badass humans as he is with demons and angels now. Left with minimum angelhood to him, he’s still a pretty tough one. He, basically, returns Sam’s favour from “On The Head Of A Pin”.

41. Death’s arrival to a moody gospel acapella, in slow motion, is impressive. Yet again, the show illustrates the metaphor (“a brush with death”) – thanks, SuperWiki – cf. “clap” and “elephant in the room”.

42. How can the scythe possibly hurt Death himself? His own weapon? Well, if archangel’s sword can kill an archangel…

43. For once, the show replaces pies with pizza. I guess it would’ve been too many omens at once – pies and Death in one shot.

44. That’s one great ackting: you believe Dean drops the scythe on the floor and his hand starts shaking because of his nervousness just as much as because of the too-hot-to-handle factor.

45. Finally, there’s one monster Dean is visibly and unashamedly scared of. Think about it, Death is quite possibly the mightiest monster he’s ever met. And, ironically enough, the politest: Death, basically, shares his meal with Dean.

46. I regret Sam missed the chance of dining with Death. No way Dean’s telling him what a little boy lost he’s been in this scene.

47. Are Death and God somehow related? Like, the two sides of the same coin? One sows the seeds, the other reaps.

48. By the way, what kind of things these Horsemen are? They aren’t demons or angels or reprogrammed humans, who then?

49. Of all Horsemen, Death is a Lucifer-hater, like Crowley. Did other Horsemen serve the Devil of their own accord?

50. First, Death calls Dean and his domestic drama on Earth insignificant. Then he laughs at him when Dean, being a hunter, suggests he should save Death. Has Dean ever thought one day he’ll help Death get free from his chain? And then the amiable monster presses Dean into accepting his ring. Death thinks Sam’s plan is exactly spot-on. That Sam is the only one who can stop Lucifer. See, it takes that much to persuade Dean. Wow. Woe. Weep.    

51. Dean’s “yes” is more than hesitant – when he learns Death’s condition he goes all silent ‘cause, come on, how could he even accept this? But then he takes the ring anyway, obviously thinking he’ll figure out how to get away of their contract. Hell, Death should know he’s dealing with Dean Winchester – the man who promised a lot – to his Dad, his brother, Heaven, archangel Michael – but cheated them all. They both understand what’s on each other’s mind. Mr. Death, do you get what you just asked of him? You asked him to assist his brother in his suicide, while all his life Dean’s been doing exactly the opposite – helping him survive. That goes against all his moral values.
 
52. How tragic is it that even Death tells Dean that Sam’s choice is right? And it’s an impossible choice, too. If he were given the chance, I believe Dean would have preferred to cheat Death for real. Hell, I bet he’d follow Sam in the dark if Sam had let him.

53. Dean asks Bobby an evasive rhetorical question – “What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face?” – and Bobby’s answer is straight yet no less rhetorical: “What exactly are you afraid of? Losing? Or losing your brother?” None of the two options would be good enough for Dean. As I wrote in late season 4 reviews, it’s a Sophie’s Choice – anything Dean chooses is wrong and right, moral and immoral at once. If the world around him goes back to normal, the only person who made his life worthwhile would be gone. Losing his brother would mean losing everything. I think that’s what you call a Pyrrhic victory. And if they don’t go for that, the world around them would crumble, smiting everyone, them including, into oblivion. It’s a Catch 22 as well – Dean wants his brother to live but, to live, he’s got to have a place to live in, and for this place to remain safe Sam needs to sacrifice his life. Which is better, to die but together or to live but alone, for Dean? There’s no answer to this question he could give – ought not to – so he has to pass the final decision on Sam (see the beginning of the next episode). 

54. If they hadn’t done anything, at the end they would’ve probably ended up like Adam and Eve – the twosome on bare earth and no one else around, and angels left the planet.

55. By the way, suppose Lucifer destroyed everything he wanted, what would he do then?

56. Why, or why can Michael fight with and cast Lucifer back into his cage only when they’re in their human forms?   

57. The episode ends in silence. Oh Dean. Oh Dean. Oh my.