Friday, August 3, 2012

5.21 "Two Minutes To Midnight" review


1. It’s interesting how the last three episodes of this season all flow into one another, one picking up the story started in the other.

2. There are two Horsemen in this one episode. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

3. “The Devil You Know” showed Sam’s anger, and “Two Minutes…” demonstrates, conversely, the goodwill in him.

4. What irritates Dean more – that Sam’s plan is stupid or that Sam didn’t share it with him in the first place? Dean, trust issues again?

5. Aw! Is it the third registered case of Castiel appearing in clothes other than the trademark trenchcoat?

6. Dean and the angel understand each other so well now that they almost finish each other’s sentences. “You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be” – “Thank you. I appreciate that”. What a dubious compliment, Cas.

7. Pestilence, of all Horsemen, seems to be the most devoted to his family and “brothers”. I guess Death is the oldest of them as Pestilence, War and Famine are just versions of him.

8. The boys have got a “track record” with the Horsemen? Nice to know even such badass blokes as these Horsemen are a tad afraid of them! 

9. All of Pestilence’s scenes were very gross. And I thought Famine’s show was repulsive.

10. Ha, what a slapstick action the guys are giving us when they’re staggering down the hospital corridor.

11. Slash girls alert: multiple moments of “brothertouching” in this scene. My favourite one is when Sam’s hand slips to land (and linger) on Dean’s knee. Also: it’s a common practice in Wincest fanfics when something is being done to Sam’s hair – but it never happens in the show. But now Pestilence grabs him by the hair to look into his eyes – and, oh, that was rough and violent and wrong. Remember how in “Long Distance Call” the monster brushed the fringy hair away from Sam’s face with a knife? Was also wrong, in a weirdly pleasurable way.  

12. Listen, Mr. Horseman, there’s no way these two are gonna get a VD – they hardly ever got laid this year. Clinical depression would be more like it.

13. Surprise!Castiel, what would they do without you? It’s not without reason that Antichrist kid turned you into an Action Man.

14. Pestilence is like the plague, indeed – it takes them longer than in the case of his “brothers” to wipe away his traces from everywhere he’s spread his snot on. In general, all Horsemen (bar Death, perhaps) presented themselves as riddles to the guys – they had to puzzle out who was behind the cases before they could go and kill the monster.

15. Oh, Crowley, you did persuade Bobby. And it’s gay kiss # 2 on Supernatural ever, huh? It’s also French. Crowley likes him a mature man.

16. For once Dean is being more considerate than his “Mr. Sensitive” brother. “Did you kiss him?” – “Sam!” – “Just wondering!” Yeah, Mr. Singer, sticking around with a pair of “erotically codependent” guys does nothing to strengthen your masculinity. And it’s adorable how Sam is most interested in if the man kissed the demon rather than why he did it or what he got in return. You’d better not be considering doing something to your soul, Sam. Crowley doesn’t like you, anyway.

17. I get it Crowley took Bobby’s soul in exchange for helping himself finding out Death’s coordinates but also to ensure his own safety (“Gigantor over there has a temper issue about [killing demons]”) – and maybe the latter was the whole point and he knew Death’s whereabouts all along.

18. Crowley’s clever in that he leaves the dirtiest part of the job to the guys (meeting and fighting Horsemen and Lucifer). He always leaves them to themselves at the most crucial moments.

19. “Let me guess. We’re about to have a talk?” Oh, Dean. You remember how you’ve been steadfastedly ignoring Sam’s need to talk to you, repeatedly? And now you finally feel like it? Better late than never. You don’t talk to him, he thinks up stupid ideas, you know that.

20. And Dean’s “Oh, Sam…” – yeah, he does speak like a fan girl. Note that Sam never does an “Oh, Dean…”.

21. Sam’s “I’m the least of any of you… But… I’m also all we got” is a nice twist from Dean’s “I just know we’re all we’ve got” in early season 5. Once in a lifetime Sam gives himself a proper credit, even if it’s tinged with such a sinister subtext.

22. His “if there was another way… But I don’t think there is” is an almost direct lift from his and Lucifer’s first conversation, so it sounds almost scary.

23. Crowley’s “And… scene”. Let me tell you, you haven’t seen their real scenes, dear demon.

24. “You two are lucky you have your looks”. Supernatural Wiki says “Niveus” stands for Latin for “snowy”, “white” (=death connotations?) but I actually thought (when Crowley asked them if it rings a bell or not) that “Niveus” was a play on “Nivea” (the German cosmetic company whose name had some associations with the Nazi ideology in the 1930s). Of course they don’t “get it”, Crowley. They don’t use beauty products like you, a gay demon that you are, obviously do. They don’t care about staying forever young because they can’t tell if they are alive tomorrow. 

25. Beautiful how this season 2’s “Croatoan” virus resurfaced in season 5 with such easiness.

26. They split up – and it’s one of those rare cases where this work sharing is not only justified but will be for good effect.

27. “Remember when we used to just… hunt wendigos? How simple things were?” – “Not really” – why is Sam having a nostalgic moment here? He has to face the possibility that if Dean goes to fight against Death, he might not be coming back. Or, more likely, it’s a way to remind us all what a long way the show and the guys have come – starting from minor folkloric monsters, now they are getting to hunt Death himself.

28. Again, Sam’s daring mind lets him think you can that easily cut Death’s ring off – hence the knife he offers Dean (cf. “Free To Be You And Me”’s final scene). By the way, whom did Crowley have to blackmail to get this Death’s scythe in no time?

29. It’s curious how Castiel and Crowley do not have a fight or anything at all when they first meet.

30. “No, I’m gonna Riverdance!” – “If you want to impress the ladies”. Ha. Ash called them “bitches”, now they are “ladies” all of a sudden. One of them is a literal Lady of the Lord, you remember that, Crowley?

31. Castiel rebelled and Heaven deprived him of part of his powers. But Crowley rebelled and Lucifer didn’t take away any of his powers. So that Crowley can do what Castiel couldn’t back in early season 5 – heal Bobby’s legs. Hmm.

32. Crowley states, “I’m an altruist”. Oh really?

33. “Are you really gonna bitch – to me?” Yeah, first it’s Sam, now it’s Cas. Mr. Singer, you could totally start a business being hunters’ shrink.

35. “Of course [it’s the worst plan Cas ever heard]. I am happy to say that if that's what you want to hear. But it's not what I think… You and Dean have a habit of exceeding my expectations” – cf. Gabriel in “Hammer Of The Gods”. Castiel is the first to render Sam’s plan possible, damn and bless him.

36. Don’t want me no demon blood no more, please, Sam’s face says. And how about Castiel’s comment in late season 4 that consuming the amount of blood it took to kill Lilith would change Sam forever? It didn’t turn him into a demon but I assume the amount of blood needed to trap Lucifer would be even higher – so what is that supposed to do to Sam? Scary.

37. The vaccine packs are even stamped with this suspicious “Croatoan” logo (version of Devil’s Trident?).

38. The look in Sam’s eyes when he sees all these freshly zombified people is a complete opposition to the cold murder in his eyes in the previous episode – he regrets they were too late to their rescue – and then he aims with determination and shoots and shoots without a twitch.

39. I forgot, he’s immune to this virus-turned-vaccine – or, at least, used to be. ‘Cause, ha, this virus makes people kinda demonic, and how more demonic can he possibly get? His bad blood contains a hidden virus that’s within him for keeps. So he goes into the depths of this warehouse to save the remaining victims without fear or hesitation.

40. Sam-being-choked segments I’ve never particularly liked, but this one is cute. Castiel squeezes a headshot into this zombie, and a stunned Sam (come on, Casitel with a shotgun is like Dean with research) gasps and gulps on the floor – and it looks so manneristic I think I adore it. Castiel is as good at fighting badass humans as he is with demons and angels now. Left with minimum angelhood to him, he’s still a pretty tough one. He, basically, returns Sam’s favour from “On The Head Of A Pin”.

41. Death’s arrival to a moody gospel acapella, in slow motion, is impressive. Yet again, the show illustrates the metaphor (“a brush with death”) – thanks, SuperWiki – cf. “clap” and “elephant in the room”.

42. How can the scythe possibly hurt Death himself? His own weapon? Well, if archangel’s sword can kill an archangel…

43. For once, the show replaces pies with pizza. I guess it would’ve been too many omens at once – pies and Death in one shot.

44. That’s one great ackting: you believe Dean drops the scythe on the floor and his hand starts shaking because of his nervousness just as much as because of the too-hot-to-handle factor.

45. Finally, there’s one monster Dean is visibly and unashamedly scared of. Think about it, Death is quite possibly the mightiest monster he’s ever met. And, ironically enough, the politest: Death, basically, shares his meal with Dean.

46. I regret Sam missed the chance of dining with Death. No way Dean’s telling him what a little boy lost he’s been in this scene.

47. Are Death and God somehow related? Like, the two sides of the same coin? One sows the seeds, the other reaps.

48. By the way, what kind of things these Horsemen are? They aren’t demons or angels or reprogrammed humans, who then?

49. Of all Horsemen, Death is a Lucifer-hater, like Crowley. Did other Horsemen serve the Devil of their own accord?

50. First, Death calls Dean and his domestic drama on Earth insignificant. Then he laughs at him when Dean, being a hunter, suggests he should save Death. Has Dean ever thought one day he’ll help Death get free from his chain? And then the amiable monster presses Dean into accepting his ring. Death thinks Sam’s plan is exactly spot-on. That Sam is the only one who can stop Lucifer. See, it takes that much to persuade Dean. Wow. Woe. Weep.    

51. Dean’s “yes” is more than hesitant – when he learns Death’s condition he goes all silent ‘cause, come on, how could he even accept this? But then he takes the ring anyway, obviously thinking he’ll figure out how to get away of their contract. Hell, Death should know he’s dealing with Dean Winchester – the man who promised a lot – to his Dad, his brother, Heaven, archangel Michael – but cheated them all. They both understand what’s on each other’s mind. Mr. Death, do you get what you just asked of him? You asked him to assist his brother in his suicide, while all his life Dean’s been doing exactly the opposite – helping him survive. That goes against all his moral values.
 
52. How tragic is it that even Death tells Dean that Sam’s choice is right? And it’s an impossible choice, too. If he were given the chance, I believe Dean would have preferred to cheat Death for real. Hell, I bet he’d follow Sam in the dark if Sam had let him.

53. Dean asks Bobby an evasive rhetorical question – “What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face?” – and Bobby’s answer is straight yet no less rhetorical: “What exactly are you afraid of? Losing? Or losing your brother?” None of the two options would be good enough for Dean. As I wrote in late season 4 reviews, it’s a Sophie’s Choice – anything Dean chooses is wrong and right, moral and immoral at once. If the world around him goes back to normal, the only person who made his life worthwhile would be gone. Losing his brother would mean losing everything. I think that’s what you call a Pyrrhic victory. And if they don’t go for that, the world around them would crumble, smiting everyone, them including, into oblivion. It’s a Catch 22 as well – Dean wants his brother to live but, to live, he’s got to have a place to live in, and for this place to remain safe Sam needs to sacrifice his life. Which is better, to die but together or to live but alone, for Dean? There’s no answer to this question he could give – ought not to – so he has to pass the final decision on Sam (see the beginning of the next episode). 

54. If they hadn’t done anything, at the end they would’ve probably ended up like Adam and Eve – the twosome on bare earth and no one else around, and angels left the planet.

55. By the way, suppose Lucifer destroyed everything he wanted, what would he do then?

56. Why, or why can Michael fight with and cast Lucifer back into his cage only when they’re in their human forms?   

57. The episode ends in silence. Oh Dean. Oh Dean. Oh my.

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